I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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cakejam:

when someone unfollows me

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Anonymous said: don't know if you got my first message but just in case i want to tell you in a slightly less wordy manner that creepy pictures scare me to death and i would love you forever if you'd tag them as creepy or something. i'm the human equivalent of a trembling chihuahua, and it makes me a pain in the ass kinda. sorry.

I got your message and tagged the picture already! But I like the trembling chihuahua analogy. Sorry I didn’t tag it before!

cosbyandmarc:

The determination and the power

yvzmin:

"life is a gift!"

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It’s a fatpugchino!

I love the new Vogue cover.