I love my skin!

I’ve been getting random sharp pains in my lower right abdomen. This is the second day. Especially after I eat something. It comes and goes but oooooh my God is it painful when it happens. 

I hope I don’t have appendicitis. =/ Have you ever had it? What did it feel like?


me as hell ready for fall


i’m a film student

You deserve an Academy Award


people who interrupt me when i speak



And then God said: “Let there be thrifting.”

I had a dream Macklemore used this as the cover for his next album.

One of the best things to ever happen was when SportsCenter had to retire the Butt Fumble from the Worst of the Worst competition because it was so bad it never lost.